1st React

Quick answers…….
Body: Okay this is called “FIRST REACTIONS QUIZ”. I have reacted to being sent this by actually filling this out. You have to type the 1ST thing that comes to mind whenever you hear these 35 things. You can’t think and go back and change your answers. Copy and Paste, then delete answers to make them your own.

Here we go:

1. Beer: out of it

2. Anorexic: ex girlfriends

3. Relationships: complex

4. Purple: start wearing purple for me noooow

5. Power Rangers: toys

6. Weed: the person i stole this from

7. Steroids: “Juice Monkey” from my old job

8. Cartoons: Simpsons

9. The President: and his ridiculous monkey ears

10. Tupperware: my roommate has it and i don’t

11. Best vacation: warmer than this, maybe florida

12. Santa Claus: fat git

13. Halloween: subway party

14. Bon Jovi: asian exchange students

15. Grammar: police they live inside of my head

16. Facebook: pathalogical addiction

17. Worst fear: drowing – which is funny ’cause it isn’t (my worst fear that is)

18. Marriage: hate filming them, all those people pretending to be happy

19. Paris Hilton: anorexic and wee doggies

21. Redhead: angie everhart

22. Blonde: cliche

23. Pass the time: fuck around on the net

24. One night stands: was good once, was bad once, would like to add experiences

25. Donald Trump: is always in girly magazines

26. Neverland: huh?

27. Pixie Sticks: poky

28. Vanilla ice cream: mmm, creamy

29. High School: loser preppies think it was the best time of their lives, sad really

30. Work: soul sucking, i miss my old jobs

31. Pajamas: i have those, somewhere

32. Woods: snow, maple

33. Wet Sock: stinkalicious

34. Alcohol: all out

35. Love: something that happens despite my attempts to avoid it

39 Secrets

thirty-nine secrets about yourself.
[be honest no matter what!]

[one] What is your natural hair color?

[two] Where was your default picture taken?
The Blind Monk pub/bar.

[three] What’s your middle name?

[four] Your current relationship status?
Casually dating.

[five] Does your crush like you back?
Which one? I hope some of them do. 😉

[six] What is your current mood?

[seven] What color underwear are you wearing?

[eight] What makes you happy?
Random conversation and adventures with intelligent, open-minded people.

[nine] What are thinking at this very moment?
I want to take a quick nap before deciding what to do tonight.

[ten] If you could go back in time and change something, what you would change?
The wording of the last email I sent to a former best friend. It was all true, but I could have been a bit more tactful.

[eleven] If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be?

[twelve] Ever had a near death experience?
SCUBA diving. Decompression sickness sucks.

[thirteen] Something you do a lot?

[fourteen] What’s the name of the song stuck in your head right now?
The song I’m listening to – Chris Isaak – San Francisco Days.

[fifteen] Who did you copy and paste this from?
I forget.

[sixteen] Name someone with the same birthday as you?
Colleen, Hitler, Shakspeare.

[seventeen] When was the last time you cried?
Can’t recall.

[eighteen] Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
KARAOKE! That would have been a year and a half ago.

[nineteen] If you could have one super power what would it be?

[twenty] What’s the first thing you notice about the same sex?
What kind of dumbass metrosexual clothing/hair they have.

[twenty-one] What do you usually order from starbucks?

[twenty-two] What’s your biggest secret?
I’m a chronic wanker.

[twenty-three] Favorite color?

[twenty-four] When was the last time you lied?
I bullshitted the lady on the phone while buying car insurance this morning to get a better rate, though I didn’t technically lie.

[twenty-five] Do you still watch kiddy movies or tv shows?

[twenty-six] What are you eating or drinking at the moment?
Just had some water.

[twenty-seven] Do you speak another language?

[twenty-eight] What’s your favorite smell?
The bakery at Heritage Park.

[twenty-nine] If you could describe your life in one word what would it be?

[thirty] When was the last time you gave/received a hug?
Last night I gave Keely a huggle.

[thirty-one] Have you ever been kissed in the rain?
Not that I can remember. Boo urns.

[thirty-two] What are you thinking about right now?
Who the hell am I going to kiss next?

[thirty-three] What should you be doing?
Laundry, dishes, general cleanup.

[thirty-four] What was the last thing that made you upset/angry?
The last person who called me kept me on the phone waaay too long yakking about shit I already knew.

[thirty-five] How often do you pray?
I don’t. Unless you count positive visualizations in which case pretty much every day.

[thirty-six] Do you like working in the yard?
What yard?

[thirty-seven] If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?

[thirty-eight] Do you act differently around your crush?
I’m more alert, but that’s about it.

[thirty-nine] name a song that remids you of an ex.
Barenaked Ladies – Call and Answer

30 Secrets

30 secrets…

1. is this your natural hair color?

2. where was your default pic taken?
facebook: The Blind Monk pub.

3. What’s your middle name?

4. Your current relationship status?
Single and playfully prowling.

5. Honestly, does your crush like you back?
All signs point to yes, but I’m a boy and genetically pre-disposed to overestimate the interest of potential partners (it was in a study recently).

6. What is your current mood?
Rather satisfied with life.

7. What/who do you love most?
Good music.

8. What makes you happy?
Good music.

9. Are you musically inclined?
I think if I tried I probably would be, but I’m not interested in investing the time right now.

10. If you could go back in time, and change something what would it be?
I’d probably change the wording of a few of my emails, not that it would do any good. Its temping to say I’d leave the pub after I paid my bill on Bloody Wednesday, but ultimately I think that situation has helped to resolve some long standing issues that weren’t going away on their own, shitty though that may be.

11. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day- what would you be?
Can I be that big monster from Return of the Jedi and eat people?

12. Ever have a near death experience?
Minor case of the bends, don’t recommend it.

13. Something you do a lot?
Masturbate, drink, daydream…

14. What’s the name of the song stuck in your head right now?
The same song I’m listening to, The Man’s too Strong by the Dire Straits.

15. Who did you copy and paste this from?

16. Name someone with the same b-day as you?
Although there is some debate among historians as to precise dates William Shakespeare and Hitler and damn close.

17. When was the last time you cried?
Its been a long time.

18. Have you ever sang in front of a large audience?
That’s why they invented karaoke, though sadly I haven’t done that in over a year.

19. If you could have one super power what would it be?
Telekinesis, I’d be the ultimate prankster.

20. What’s the first thing(s) you notice about the OPPOSITE sex?
Approaching from the front, the face, particularly eyes and nose. Approaching from the rear, the delicious curve at the bottom of the ass, that spot just designed from grabbing and slapping.

21. What do you usually order from Starbucks ?
I order them to shut down and go away.

22. What’s your biggest secret?
Its so big even I won’t let myself know it.

23. What’s your favorite color

24. When was the last time you lied?
That depends on your definition of a lie. I rarely lie, but I make intentional errors of omission.

25. Do you still watch kiddy movies or TV shows?

Only from my era.

26. Do you have braces?

27. If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be?
I guess I’d beef up a bit, but really I’m pretty damn happy with who I am.

29. Do you speak any other languages?
French – but I need to practice it more before I move to Montreal.

30. What’s your favorite smell?
A spring forest, though oddly enough when I haven’t smelt it for a while kerosene/jet fuel is kind of comforting. Oh god. I also like that special sewerfresh smell you get in drains. that probably tips me into the weird category for sure.

Survey Addiction

1. Elaborate on your default picture (I’ll use facebook & CouchSurfing).
Me at the Blind Monk last summer, victim of Brian’s constant portraiture photography (seriously he never stops).

2. What’s your current relationship status?
Single, enjoying being flirtatious but wanting a bit more.

3. Ever have a near-death experience?
A minor case of the bends had me seriously worried once.

4. Name an obvious quality you have.
People can tell rather quickly that I’m intelligent, I’m not sure how.

5. What’s the name of the song that’s stuck in your head right now?
Regina Spektor – Lacrimosa

6. Name a celebrity you would marry

Drawing a blank on this one right now. Whenever I see a female artist who’s deeply passionate about her art I can’t help but be enthralled.

7. Who will cut and paste this first?
Andrea, because she did last time.

8. Has anyone ever said you look like a celebrity?
I got Jason Statham today.

9. Do you wear a watch? What kind?
Casio digital.

10. Do you have anything pierced?

11. Do you have any tattoos?

12. Do you like pain?
Some pain. Hot wax? Yes please.

13. Do you like to shop?

I’m like a commando shopping. In and out before you can react.

14. What was the last thing you paid for with cash?

15. What is your favorite lamp that you own?
My cool matching flexible 70’s lamps.

16. How many TVs are in your house?
Four, but only one works, the rest are art.

17. What is on your desktop background?
Me in a pith helmet, aviator glasses with a cigar in my mouth, sitting in the tub with a gun and a flash on the toilet seat.
18. What is the background on your cell phone?
A shot from the set of the last music video I worked on.

19. What was the last movie you watched in theaters?
Cripes, I think it was Borat.

20. What was the last book you read?
Skinny Legs and All

21. Do you talk in your sleep?

22. Ocean or pool?

23. Did you ever have a party that was busted by the cops?
Twice, once for shooting fireworks off the garage, once partying in a storm drain.

24. Current Crush?
Is too far away to do anything about.

25. What’s your favorite color(s)?

26. Window seat or aisle seat?
Window, if I fall asleep I want to lean against bulkhead, not topple into the aisle.

27. Ever met anyone famous?
Got drunk with Don McKellar.

28. Do you feel that you’ve had a truly successful life?

I think I could be farther along than I am, but I’m happy with where I’m at and where I’m headed.

29. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?

30. Ricki Lake or Oprah Winfrey?
Bill Hicks.

31. Baseball or Football?

32. How long do your showers last?
Ten to fifteen minutes, or sometimes until the hot water runs out.

33. Do you know how to drive a stick?
Only way to go.

34. Cake or ice cream?

35. Are you self-conscious?
Much less than I used to be, depends on my company.

36. Have you ever given money to a homeless person?
Yeah, but I don’t like to. At least busk dude.

37. Have you been in love?
Of course, I’m a romantic, even though I usually get hurt in the end I need to love.

38. What is your favorite part of the Day / Night?
Four or five in the morning, when you’ve been working on something so intently or having so much fun that you don’t realise what time it is until you start to see the sky lightening.

39. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?

40. Can you tango?

41. Last gift you received?
Fifty bucks from my aunt for my b-day.

42. Last sport you played?
Garbage ball. Don’t ask.

43. What would you like to spend a lot of time doing?
Directing films.

44. Last wedding attended?
Some random people I was shooting a video for. My camera fucked up and their video was wrecked. Yay.

45. Favorite FAST food restaurant?
A&A Deli.

46. Most hated food?

47. Can you sing?
I’m hardly the one to ask.

48. Last person that called you?

49. What’s your least favorite chore?
Taking out the recycling, there’s no depot nearby. Dumb Calgary.

50. Favorite drink?
Rye ‘n coke or vodka and energy drink.

51. Have you been on a cruise?

52. Are you a vegetarian?
Tried it. Nearly died.

53. Do you believe in Heaven?

54. Favorite show?
Babylon 5.

55. What jewelry do you wear?

56. Are you eating?

57. Do you eat the stems of broccoli?

58. Do you make commitments?

59. Can you dance?
Its been a long time, but I can bust a move.

60. Would you ever have plastic surgery?
Reconstructive or to install something wacky, otherwise no.

61. What do you wear to bed?
Boxer shorts.

62. Have you ever done anything illegal?

63. Can you roll your tongue?

64. What kind of shoes are you wearing?
None, when I do I wear steel toed work boots.

65. What is your hair color?

66. Future child’s name?
Something foreign and exotic, but not stupid Hollywood tripe, some of those kids are so curelly named.

67. Do you snore?
I could have sworn I woke myself up snoring a couple of times at Recompression – which is strange because I’ve never snored before in 27 years.

68. If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go?


69. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?

70. If you won the lottery, what would you do first?

Hire an accountant/investment advisor.

71. Gold or silver?

72. If you could be with someone for the rest of your life, who would it be?
Not a comfortable question, we’ll see.

73. City, beach or country?

74. What was the last thing you touched?

Aside from the keyboard? The volume knob on the stereo.

75. Where did you eat out last?
The Blind Monk.

76. When’s the last time you cried?
I felt like crying yesterday when random wikipedia pages brought me to Rachel Carson, what an inspiring woman.

77. Do you read blogs?

A few, not many.

78. Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex?
It hasn’t come up, but I would.

79. Ever been involved with the police?
I’ve been in the back of a paddy wagon for two hours. How’s that?

80. Do you have pets?
She lives with mom & dad. Psycho dog Tillie.