1. is this your natural hair color?
2. where was your default pic taken?
facebook: The Blind Monk pub.
3. What’s your middle name?
4. Your current relationship status?
Single and playfully prowling.
5. Honestly, does your crush like you back?
All signs point to yes, but I’m a boy and genetically pre-disposed to overestimate the interest of potential partners (it was in a study recently).
6. What is your current mood?
Rather satisfied with life.
7. What/who do you love most?
8. What makes you happy?
9. Are you musically inclined?
I think if I tried I probably would be, but I’m not interested in investing the time right now.
10. If you could go back in time, and change something what would it be?
I’d probably change the wording of a few of my emails, not that it would do any good. Its temping to say I’d leave the pub after I paid my bill on Bloody Wednesday, but ultimately I think that situation has helped to resolve some long standing issues that weren’t going away on their own, shitty though that may be.
11. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day- what would you be?
Can I be that big monster from Return of the Jedi and eat people?
12. Ever have a near death experience?
Minor case of the bends, don’t recommend it.
13. Something you do a lot?
Masturbate, drink, daydream…
14. What’s the name of the song stuck in your head right now?
The same song I’m listening to, The Man’s too Strong by the Dire Straits.
15. Who did you copy and paste this from?
16. Name someone with the same b-day as you?
Although there is some debate among historians as to precise dates William Shakespeare and Hitler and damn close.
17. When was the last time you cried?
Its been a long time.
18. Have you ever sang in front of a large audience?
That’s why they invented karaoke, though sadly I haven’t done that in over a year.
19. If you could have one super power what would it be?
Telekinesis, I’d be the ultimate prankster.
20. What’s the first thing(s) you notice about the OPPOSITE sex?
Approaching from the front, the face, particularly eyes and nose. Approaching from the rear, the delicious curve at the bottom of the ass, that spot just designed from grabbing and slapping.
21. What do you usually order from Starbucks ?
I order them to shut down and go away.
22. What’s your biggest secret?
Its so big even I won’t let myself know it.
23. What’s your favorite color
24. When was the last time you lied?
That depends on your definition of a lie. I rarely lie, but I make intentional errors of omission.
25. Do you still watch kiddy movies or TV shows?
Only from my era.
26. Do you have braces?
27. If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be?
I guess I’d beef up a bit, but really I’m pretty damn happy with who I am.
29. Do you speak any other languages?
French – but I need to practice it more before I move to Montreal.
30. What’s your favorite smell?
A spring forest, though oddly enough when I haven’t smelt it for a while kerosene/jet fuel is kind of comforting. Oh god. I also like that special sewerfresh smell you get in drains. that probably tips me into the weird category for sure.