Its Time

Nothing like waiting until the last possible moment to do something you dread. It allows you to enjoy that dread to its fullest, stretching it out over time like an unbreakable strand of bubble gum, getting dirt, leaves and bugs caught in its stickiness.

Okay its nothing like that. I’m an out of sight out of mind kind of guy when it comes to most things, and particularly taxes. But now I’m doomed. Doomed to spend the afternoon with paper, pen, pocket calculator and a tightening sensation in my gut demanding that I throw everything out the window and yell “Freedom! Freedom!” to the yuppie masses below.

I can do this. I can. Seriously. But…

Maybe if I jerk off to some MySpace hoes first I’ll be a bit more relaxed…

Ten Years Ago…

And here I was bitching because I was living in the past. Oh well, those who don’t study the past and all that…

How much have you changed?

10 Years ago…………………..

1.) How old were you: 18
2.) Where did you go to school: Central Memorial Senior High School
3.) Where did you work: I was a paperboy
4.) Where did you live: Woodbine
5.) Where did you hang out: My basement and backyard with my role playing buddies – good lord…
6.) Did you wear glasses: No.
7.) Who was your best friend: Jon.
8.) Who was your regular-person crush: Sarah Emann
9.) How many tattoos did you have: none
10.) How many piercings did you have: none
11.) What car did you drive: I didn’t
12.) Had you been to a real party: Define “real”
13.) Had your heart broken: No
14.) Single/Taken/Married/Divorced/Bitter: Single

Five years ago…………………..

1.) How old were you: 23
2.) Where did you go to school: University of Calgary
3.) Where did you work: Unemployed bum
4.) Where did you live: North Hill, in the duplex with Gillean and Julia.
5.) Where did you hang out: School.
6.) Did u wear glasses? No
7.) Who was your best friend: Nobody, I just got back from a year away.
8.) Who was your regular-person crush: Might’ve been Julia, scary that.
9.) How many tattoos did you have: None
10.) How many piercings did you have: None
11.) What car did you drive: None
12.) Had you been to a real party: North Ryde Gentlemen’s Club – yes
13.) Had your heart broken: Yes
14.) Single/Taken/Married/Divorced/Bitter: Single

Present Day…………………..

1.) How old are you: 28
2.) Where do you go to school: Nowhere
3.) Where do you work: WestJet & self employed
4.) Where do you live: Calgary
5.) Where do you hang out: Home, Hop ‘n Brew, Original Joe’s
6.) Do you wear glasses: No
7.) Who is your best friend: Brian & Chriz
8.) Who is your regular-person crush: I’ve got a few, and they’re almost all facebook friends, so let’s keep the mystery alive shall we?
9.) How many tattoos do you have: None
10.) How many piercings do you have: Someone I’ve made it ten years without having any holes through my body.
11.) What car do you drive: Soon a 1996 Civic sedan LX, but not yet.
12.) Had you been to a real party: Duh. Burning Man.
13.) Had your heart broken: Working on repairs.
14.) Single/Taken/Married/Divorced/Bitter: Single